Keanu Reeves: Immortal and Vampire?!

I was searching for the name Keanu Reeves through twitter search engine and I was stunned and amazed that the tweets came up this way– Keanu Reeves is a vampire…Keanu Reeves is immortal…Keanu Reeves a vampire?!.  I think numerous  twitters tweeted that shocking news! I couldn’t believe that such rumors are spreading like a wildfire in the net.  I do not know who on earth and what’s their purpose of this such unbelievable act.  Could it be for promotions? Regaining his popularity? I do not know why, I am such a Keanu Reeves sucker and I crave for him that much.  LOL so I couldn’t comprehend why there are claims about this one.  Here are the links of what I am talking about.

THE NEWS

Source: http://www.scifisquad.com/2009/10/26/finally-compelling-evidence-that-keanu-reeves-is-immortal/

We have all noticed that Keanu Reeves drinks from the fountain of youth. Even with a beard, he still looks like he’s barely aged a day between Bill and Teds and Johhny Mnemonic, betweenChain Reaction and Constantine (okay, so he did look a little different inFreaked). Scientists have puzzled over this quandary for millenia, coming up with a few theories explaining his wrinkle-less face:

– We are, in fact, all living inside the Matrix and Keanu Reeves writes the code for his own avatar.
– We are, in fact, all living inside Keanu Reeves imagination.
– The actor we know as Keanu Reeves is not from planet Earth.
– The secret to eternal life is to never, ever show facial expression.
– Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

While all of the above are reasonable assumptions to make, it’s that last one that now has evidence to back itself up. As with all things vitally important to our way of life, a YouTube video is here to blow the lid off the entire thing, drawing compelling visual ties between Reeves and Paul Mounet, a French actor born in 1847:

THE VIDEO

This such a non sense eh? It made me laugh and brighten my boring day in the office.  One more thing, it surely gave me the best stun like my brown eyes turned into this o.O.  LOL… Hopefully, there will be  confirmations or denials coming from Keanu Reeves camp about this issue.  Geez, if Keanu is a vampire, he is one hell of a sexy and drop dead gorgeous vampire that will surpasse Edward Cullens’ beauty and charisma! LOL…And I would gladly and willing to be his prey! 😉 hahaha

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Don’ts when your boyfriend is on vacation!

As I wander in the world of blogsphere, I bump into this interesting topic that I have found.  These are friendly reminder to all girls who aren’t good in lending their ears to their boyfriend. Oh well, guys can also learn from the moral lesson of the story too!

PG for the foul words used

Turning German

Hallo….Guten Morgen! Does it ring a bell? If it does then welcome to the world of German speaking people.  Geez, my mind is bleeding, stressed and frustrated yet excited.  Wanna know why? My Filipino cousin turned German speaking wife wanted me to join this ever popular German social networking version of Facebook,  kwick.de.  She bugs me every time I go online to join this social networking site where in fact I do not have any freakin’ idea about German language.  All I know is Ich Liebe Dich which means I Love You.

To grant her being persistent,  I joined and fill in  all the necessary information with the help  courtesy of Uncle Google Translator and the knowledge of my ever persistent cousin.  I do not know what comes in her mind to let me join this social networking site in which I do not even understand most of what is written.  She has been telling me to study German language  every time we talk but I do not have the determination and passion yet not unless she will introduce me to handsome and hot German guys.

Anyway, as I was browsing and asking tons of translations of every German word and phrase to English language I got the hang of it.  And to my surprise, I am beginning to enjoy the site and get to converse with German guys though there is no hot man yet that gives me shiver on my spine and tickle to my bones. :p Numerous men bombards me with messages and I was stun! I was wondering, am I that attractive to get noticed? LOL…Gosh, it is so hard to be born beautiful and sexy. :p LOL *Screw you if you do not agree with me! *evil laugh

My brain bleeds as they asked me “wie geht es dir?”, Gosh, I hurriedly google the German translation for I am doing fine…LOL But in the end I told them that I am not fluent with their mother tongue.  Anyway, it was a good experience for me as I become a part of the site because I forcefully and immediately learn German language although it was basic but additional foreign vocabs for me.  Furthermore, I get to know new friends and discover that hell I am really beautiful! :p LOL

Vielen Dank Vetter ( Thank you cousin) for forcing me to join Kwick.de!

Bored to Death!

*Yawn* Geez, this is such a boring Monday, my eyes are falling and no challenging tasks to do! I am so bored and I wanted to sleep right now in this boring office. (LOL) It has been several months from now that I feel so bored in this so ordinary routine in the office– linkbuilding, data mining and doing extra curricular activities to make me feel alive and enthusiastic.  I do not know why I always feel sleepy every time I will report for duty.  Guess, my body is exhausted for another sleepy and boring day in the office!

Argh, I do not know what to do to keep my mind busy and avoid this terrible sleepy syndrome.  Boss, if you hear this out give me some taxing, challenging and mind blowing task for crying out loud! (LOL) I want some challenge– facebooking, surfing the net, reading forums and chatting is no sweat at all. [hehehe] Anyway, let me share this cool video that I  found in the net during my quest for medication on how not to get bored in the office.

Are you in love with someone?

Read this one a long time ago and thought of sharing this one for those people who wanted to know if are they in love.

I Heart You

I Heart You

When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore that person.   But when that special someone is not around, you might look around to find them.  At that moment, you are in love.

Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh, your eyes and attention might go only to that special someone.  Then, you are in love.

Although that special someone was supposed to have called you long back, to let you know of their safe arrival, your phone is quiet.  You are desperately waiting for the call! At that moment, you are in love.

If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from that special someone than other many long e-mails, you are in love.

When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all themessages in your cellphone or in emails because of one message from that special someone, you are in love.

When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would not hesitate to think of that special someone.
Then, you are in love.

You keep telling yourself, “that special someone is just a friend”, but you realize that you can not avoid that person’s special attraction. At that moment, you are in love.

While you are reading this page, if someone appears in your mind, then u are in love with that person.